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Ally's Adv.: Universal Rampage

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Ally’s Adventures: The Universal Rampage I

       My brother Billy and I are wandering around Universal Studios when we spot the Institute of Future Technology, housing the Back to the Future ride and, supposedly, Doc Brown himself. Excitedly, and with a wicked smile on my face, I run Billy over to the start of the line, nearly ripping his arm off in the process. The line is not excruciatingly long but long enough for me to watch enviously as men and women walk around sporting Back to the Future II Hawaiian shirts and lovely lab coats with the Institute’s symbol on the back. At this point, Billy rolls his eyes and leads me on, stiffly, to the ride’s entrance.
       There, through a glass window, is IT— the HOVERBOARD.
       It is so beautiful, so nostalgic, so… tempting…

       I CAN”T CONTROL IT ANY LONGER!!

       Somehow I break through the glass quite easily using some random tourist and grab the hoverboard! Billy and I make a run for it down the Institute’s halls, where I jump an unsuspecting IOFT worker, stealing his lab coat and shirt in one swift ninja-like move.
       Bill and I are running out of the Institute as we hear other workers calling for security on their dinky little radios. Bill is freaking out, “OH MAN, ALLY! WHAT DID YOU DO??”
       However, I’m as happy as an alcoholic during Oktoberfest. “Hey, Billy,” I say, “Seeya later!!”
       Ha, the look on his face as I pushed him onto that tram. Well, I’m just hoping that the tram ends up somewhere safe as I run into a section of the park where all the shops are lined up one after the other. To my side, I hear a cute little “Ring! Ring!” of a… bicycle? I realize that it can only be one person and so my head pulls a sharp right in the direction of the bike.

       It’s Doctor Brown. Heh heh heh. I’ll tell ya, he never saw me coming.

       So I run up to Doc and, assuming he’s a reenactor, I scream “HEY DOC!” and smack him with the hoverboard. However, as I gaze upon my victim, I realize, ‘Hey, he REALLY looks like Doc.’ So I think ‘What the hell!’ and I tie him up with some rope off the bike’s back basket and throw him on the bike along with my other precious… uh… borrowed treasures.
       By now Security is on to me, but they had not anticipated my awesome bike skills! Eventually there are about five security carts after me, but my adrenaline screams with evil fangirl-ness and my legs have become pistons with the same capacity for kicking ass as the Energizer Bunny.
       In my extreme determination I reach the parking lot, where I encounter a tram heading into the park. Apparently the tram drivers had no idea that five of their security golf carts were chasing a rabid fangirl on Doc’s bicycle.
       As I pass the tram I hear, “And on your right is a wacko Back to the Future fan that has taken Doc Brown hostage and is currently being chased by Security!! Now, on your left…”
       The people on that tram gave me weird blank stares! How rude. Like they’ve never seen a hostage situation before! Sheesh…
       ‘Hmm… I wonder what this chase would look like from above…' I start laughing hysterically at this thought. Five golf carts chasing a bicycle! I imagine a scene from one South Park episode that had a high speed chase involving two BigWheels and a police car that eventually crashes off the road. That thought makes me laugh even harder and I realize I must seem so crazy at this moment; Like stea- borrowing a bunch of BTTF stuff doesn’t make me crazy already! But ANYWAY, in my mind’s wandering I failed to notice that my new bike had gained a stowaway.
       “E.T. MAD. YOU GO HOME!!
       I glare at the little bugger and reach behind me.

       FWAHH-POW!!

       Damn! These hoverboards are great!!

       Laughing, I look behind me and see the little guy flexing a long finger. Great. I was just flipped the Intergalactic bird.
       The golf carts are still pretty far behind and pass E.T. As I look ahead, I realize I’m heading towards a large mound at high speeds (well, high speeds for a bike at least). Before I know it, I’m actually flying through the air. On a bicycle. Like E.T. himself. So, I’m flying through the air, replaying the E.T. theme in my head when gravity decides to kick in and I suddenly wish I hadn’t sent E.T. flying off via hoverboard headache express. Surprisingly though, I land fine with nothing but a bit of shock. Doc Brown, who I’m assuming now is really the Doc himself, is now partially awake and extremely confused.
       I look around and I realize that—no way –I’m in Universal’s car lot. I glance around. Blues Brothers, Mystery Machine, Echo1, and… BINGO BABY!! Right ahead of me is a sweet, working replica of the Back to the Future DeLorean!
       
       Should I? Shouldn’t I?? Aw, hell! Why not?!?
      
       Doc, now fully aware, becomes more confused as ever and a bit panicky as I toss him into the DeLorean (with my fan-adrenaline-strength of course) along with the hoverboard and clothes from the back of the bike. I place Doc’s bike on the back of the DeLorean and secure it with some loose cord that was conveniently in the lot. I hop in the DeLorean, apologize to Doc for whacking his head with a hoverboard, and hightail it outatime… I mean outta there.
       Alright, I’m out of the park and having a lovely joyride down the freeway. As far as I can tell, I’ve lost any sort of security and I’m pretty much home free. Suddenly, I spot an unusual jeep in my rearview mirror. As it speeds up I find that it has Jurassic Park painted along the side. Cringing, I try to outrun it but it’s no use! The jeep continues riding along side of me and Doc gasps as he looks through my window. Sure enough, there are two people in the jeep, one appearing to be tied up same as Doc. I squint to see who it might be when the window rolls down and I hear a familiar voice.
       “Hey Ally!! Nice car! You were at Universal too?”
       Oh my gosh. It’s my Jurassic Park lovin’ cousin Nicole.
       She waves at me and I wave back smiling. She looks past me and spots Doc.
       “Ah hah!! You have Doc? No way!! I kidnapped Ian Malcolm!”

The moral of the story:
Hardcore fans + Universal Studios = RAMPAGE. =)
Yay! The first installment of Ally's Adventures!!! :XD:

This was a product of Billy and I engaging in conversation. Things like this happen frequently since Billy and I talk a lot for siblings and we both have, erm, interesting senses of creativity and humor!!
So one day I figured why not write these things down?? And this is what happened. Ally's Adventures also happens when the events in my day are particularly humorous or noteworthy. Thus, some installments may be fiction or non-fiction depending on the obscurity.

Warning; below note may be spoiler to story

As a minor note, my cousin Nicole LOVES Jeff Goldblum at the moment as well as Jurassic Park, the movie where Jeff plays Ian Malcolm.

Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, E.T., Blues Brothers, Scooby Doo, and Ghostbusters are © Universal
Energizer Bunny © Energizer batteries??
I dunno, I don't own them so don't sue me! Ahah

Story & Story!Ally/Billy/Nicole © Ally L. 2006
© 2006 - 2024 AtomykTickTock
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:rofl: OH man -- just -- so random! :D This is great! :D

Sadly, the Ride in Florida is closing for good in September. [link] They're replacing it with a Simpsons ride. :cries: